This is the result of too much air? Looks more like granny escaped from Shady Pines.

Madonna hit up the airport in Berlin in her best robe. Waitstrike that. Where is the glitter and two dragons encircling her name? This is like some Bed, Bath and Beyond crap. Regardless her gym shoes and granny robe ensemble flew out of Germany after performing in Olympiastadium. (No, that isnt some kind of Bush-ism, it is an actual place in Berlin.)

During her concert she would slip off stage to hit up some oxygen. It is technically called bio-doping, but that is just a fancy name for bitch taking a breather. I utlize this technique after climbing stairs or eating pasta. Meanwhile, her hubby is back at home taking the kiddies out to random pubs.

Guy Ritchie was seen leaving the “Punchbowl” pub in London’s Mayfair with sons Rocco and David. The nanny schlepped the children out of the bar following a smiling Guy around 10 pm. The couple co-own the bar, but seriously..he has a baby. in bar!

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Holy crap! Is that little Emma Watson looking like a fierce queen on Vogue?

Watson is currently the nerdy Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films. The up-and-comer has this gorgeous spread in Italian Vogue. In the next installment of the Potter machine, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, she will share an on screen kiss with co-star Rupert Grint. He is terrified of this moment and is actually dreading it.

The kiss will be quite uncomfortable. Emmas like a sister to me so its going to be, like, really, really weird.

I am sure he will find a way to make it through. Emma is currently on the arm of a 27 year old man named Jay Barrymore. She is a barely legal 18.

Gross. Old balding dudes are like her catnip.

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Carrie Underwood no longer needs the Z-list rodeo of Tony Romo. Underwood is going to be riding the backstroke of Michael Phelps.

The current story of their rumored romance starts with Michael hearing that Carrie thought he was cute. Which we all know is crap because no one has ever made it past his pecks. Plus, he is cute ? What is this Saved by the Bell and she thinks she is Kelly Kapowski?

So the two have been smitten with each other ever since. The human version of Flipper has been texting and calling Underwood on a daily basis. He has finally come back to the states. Meanwhile, Carrie is eager to make water dynamic babies that have great hair with him.

Carrie suggested a quiet dinner as a first date, said the source.

But Michael laughed and said, Im not so sure that youd want to see me eat! It might not make a good first impression.

Yes, that is probably a smart move being that he eats just over 12,000 calories a day. I imagine it looks like something like a gorilla in a banana factory….or Amy Winehouse at a crack party.

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In this corner Shannen Doherty weighting in at 118 pounds and in this corner Jennie Garth weighting in at 112 pounds. This would be the most boring fight ever. According to Tori Spellings autobiography they did just that. Right. Shannen wants to set the record straight and tell everyone this just did not happen.

“We never did,” Doherty, 37, tells Us. “I think I would remember Jennie’s fist connecting with a part of my body or a part of my face.” See photos of 90210 stars: then & now. “It just goes to show you how people will lie,” she says of Spelling’s account in heautobiography.

Unless of course it was after a long hard weekend huh Shannen? You know that she had more than a few of those! Then something might have slipped your mind.

Tori writes that Jennie and Shannen got into a fist fight on the set of 90210. Now this was over 14 years ago so who do you think is telling the truth? Who would get the most out of this rumor? Tori has a book to sell sTORI Telling that is probably pretty boring. Shannen and Jennie are just boring so who to believe?

[US Magazine]

Normally, I dont get too excited about new Kanye West videos because he seems to release new clips every month, but I was psyched to see this one. Artist and designer Takashi Murakami teamed up with Kayne to create this adorable animated video for Good Morning, which features a Teddy Kanye risking life and limb to get to his graduation ceremony.

I dont think YouTube does justice to Takashis visual feast, but Ill take what I can get for the moment.